eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

Wow, people are pieces of shit.

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

fricksatmywindow:

my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

image

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend